Inline Skater: Rail Grind Nutshot FAIL!

Sometimes you hit the rail...and sometimes the rail hits you, HARD! This inline skater proved he wasn't a wimp, but he left the door open on 'wuss.'

Listen, driving a huge diesel truck if you're just a marketer might not be a smart decision. But driving your Prius with the windows down? Look what it does to your hair!

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

Luke may be a 'Skywalker', but he was a mere charlatan compared to these guys. Look at them, indulging in a four-way while darting about in the air like ninjas with wings. Not something you'd want to do with a hangover though.

Yes, that mischevious mutt is back to his old tricks again, completely ingnoring the exasperated cries of his master and doing whatever the hell he feels like, which in this case is interrupting a fishing show.

They turn this little league game into an all star performance for these young baseball players. - AWESOME!!!

This kid accidentally dunked himself through a basketball hoop during a Phoenix Suns halftime show. Looks like all that work preserving his girlish figure paid off!

Police chase this flaming, stolen bus for blocks. Newsflash, guys. You've got cars. You don't need to catch the bus.

After burning his back and stomach, this guy decides to light fireworks that are in his mouth. OUCH

Amuse you friends by perforating prophylactics using nothing more than the open window of a speeding car. It's genuinely impressive to watch. It's kinda like one of thoses bubble wand things but with added spermicidal lube.

How this dude never passed out from this epic failage is beyond me - Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.