John Is Expanding

I'm not sure if this is an actual weather report that made it to the airwaves or just an awesome spoof that was recorded for the amusement of the staff, but it's brilliant. Sir, I salute you, and your growing john.

Easy and welll worth the mess, this video shows you just how to prank those unfriendly roommates that drink your stuff. - LOL

Falling through a roof is unlucky; narrowly avoiding a brick nutshot, however, is extremely lucky. When you are in this situation remember, one out of two aint bad :)

This family demolition crew screws up and sends a tower crashing into power lines. I think the flaw in the plan was probably including the little girl in the process.

If you liked the plane hijacking scene from Goldeneye you'll love this. Who needs a James Bond game when you've got Battlefield 3 - shoot a chopper pilot, base jump to the cockpit and bathe in the glory of your awesomeness!

In Wales, UK they like to get incredibly drunk, so drunk that they can't even ride their bike home after heading out to the local taverna for a few light ales after a hard day's graft—face meet floor.

Out Of Order: Which one? The escalator, the light fixture (now), or this kid's brain? You have to believe that there are easier ways to descend a flight of moving stairs!?

This dude rides full speed towards a rail but doesn't get enough lift on his jump sending him flipping through the air and slamming the concrete face first. I blame the skateboard.

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

If you thought being a butcher was an unskiled job, think again. This guy is a freaking artist. His medium is delicious bacon. That makes him the best type of artist as well! Mmmmmm. OM NOM NOM.

Hundreds of spectators crashed to the ground during a car race at the Quatro Pontes stadium in Brazil. Rows A through M ended up being the nosebleed section.