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I'm Taking The Long Road!
I just hope like hell there's at least a gas station or two along the way, this could be a very long trip!
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It's a wild snorlax and I think it may be trying to eat him, get that man a strong pint of espresso and a flamethrower. Everyone else stand back, any sudden movement could excite it & then everyone in the room'll be in trouble.
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Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?
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You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!
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If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.
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They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.
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This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?
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Sasha advises to floss regularly to get rid of all those hard to reach oral infestations, she's obviuosly a professional who takes her work very seriously :)
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If the zoo you're visitng claims to have a tiger but all it has is one of these, you should totally go and get your money back. That's false advertising, that is.
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Also known as Walter White. If you're a fan of Breaking Bad you're probably already throwing fistfuls of cash at you monitor while you read this. I know I am.
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For laptop and LCD screen users, here's a little message for you. Tilt your screen back to read it!
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