Hipster Humor

Mocking the hipster is something that absolutely everyone can get behind. Nobody likes hipsters, not even hipsters. They're like nazis or zombies.

Pool diving is a very weird sport, these guys look like it's either their first night in prison or they've got a bad case of massive bowel discharge. Either way i wouldn't like to be there to inspect the outcome.

Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

Want a girlfriend? Follow this chart boys and it's the only pie you'll be getting, apart from mom's apple variety.

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Calling someone a noob or a no-lifer is an entirely subjective statement. It's just about how they compare with you in terms of noobness vs basement-dwelling neckbeard quotient.

We were probably doing stuff that was just as stupid when we were kids, except we have fond memories of it so it doesn't seem weird to us...

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!