I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

The world is indeed a wonderful place. Behold the advantages of mixed-gender dorms opening up at a college near you. If you are lucky enough to be attending one of these then these are some famillar sights. Sigh.

If you are ever considering going head to head with a ball then remember this valuable lesson, balls have no shame, feel no pain and secretly they enjoy re-moulding your face on impact! It's flawless victory to the balls.

There comes a point in every mans life when trying to stay in shape is an uphill struggle and you might as well just give in to the Gut. If you're going to grow your own then it might as well be one that's big enough to rest a pint on!

Imagine life as just one big ocean, filled with cuties. All you have to do is dip in your rod and before long you'll get a nibble. Now if only things were as easy as that there would be no more wars and total world peace. Nice thought.

Some of the best gags from the Simpsons are the subtle ones, the ones that you probably didn't even notice the first time you watched the episode. Here's a selection of some of the most amusing Sign gags. Enjoy.

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Remember some of your favorite characters from childhood? Well, prepare for them to be turned into twisted demons and freaks in this series that will certainly rape your childhood of any decent remaining memories.

Cometh the DuckMen! It's time to facepalm hard & not want to live on this planet anymore because Duckface disease has now started to permeate into the human males of the species. We're well & truly 'ducked' people. Be afraid.

And on the seventh day, the men looked up to the heavens and cursed the Lord. "What have we done to deserve such a meagre, blighted existence" they drivelled. "Please show us you love us!" And the Lord gave them Yoga pants.

It's your final year at highschool and you really want to make an impression. Witness students who've gone that extra mile to make their senior photos REALLY stand out. The generation of tommorow looks freaky!