Guy Texts While Holding Off Police With Knife

This guy picks probably the least appropriate time to get sucked into his cell phone. Thanks to his phone's autocorrect, his last tweet read "Puck The Police!"

Like many people, Mr Merchant feels that dating has got way, way too complicated these days. So he longs for the days when people died by the age of 30, back when everyone’s breath smelled of Black Death.

Sometimes a crap workout is enough to make you explode - This is enough to turn me away from public showers forever. WTF

A steel beam weighing over 20 tons falls over 35 feet and misses a guys head by less than 10 inches.

Relationships would be a lot simpler if everybody was just honest with each other. They'd be a lot more brutal too, but at least everyone would know exactly where they stand and what's expected of them.

The town of Burketown in Australia attracts thousands of people per year to witness The Morning Glory natural phenomenon. Mark Watson takes it a step further and surfs this tsunami like cloud formation.

Because a snow day without a near-death experience is a snow day wasted. In Russia, the snow doesn't kill you, you kill the snow!

Samuel Bemis accidentally hit an eager fan who jumped in front of his car at a recent F1 Japan benefit for victims of the earthquake and tsunamai that hit Japan.

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

It looks as if female athletics just took two steps forward and a massive shoulder to the chest back...to the floor and a possible KO! - Resulting in a BIG fat lip and a large bump on head - OUCH!

The cops pull out the tazer gun on this big guy and he hits the sidewalk so hard it splits his head open.