Ashley + Amber = Heaven

You don't have to be a genius at maths to realise that while one cute chick is a dream, two will be an experience that will be doubly difficult to forget!

I've got a confession. I don't watch American football and I have no idea what a 'juke' is. Regardless, i can appreciate that this dude is pretty damn good at 'juking'. He's probably the best 'juker' that ever 'juked'.

A road test to end all road tests, saving the world from the devastation - If a car can save the world from the impending apocalypse then that certainly beats being able to take a corner at 60mph.

You'll know when you've been hit by this hot bunch - and you will love it !!

Popsicle? Check. Gaping cleavage? Check. Stunning beauty who I'd crawl through open sewers covered with rusty disease-ridden needles to lick her dirty feet? Check.

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

Get ready for AWESOME! If this master piece doesn't make it to Broadway then there must be something wrong with the world. Arnie puts on his best voice (and gun) for an epic performance!

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

It takes a pretty big leap of faith to say that these butthorns couldn't see this coming. Good thing no one was hurt.

After the Grammys, Serene Branson just can't seem to get her mouth to work right. Apparently, she got a glimpse of Justin Bieber and went all tongue-tied. It kinda looks as if she has had some kind of a stroke?

Talk about using up all of your 9 lives in one go - This curious cat is braver than most people. When he saw an alligator, he didn't back down, and came out on top! I wouldn't want to piss this pussy off!