Guitar Zeroes

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!

When you’re fighting a crazy autocratic freak with a face that looks like it’s trying to escape from itself, then you have to make do with what you can to remove him from power.

Nathan Fielder handcuffs himself to a metal frame and gives himself 90 seconds to escape before a robotic claw pulls down his pants in front of a crowd of children, with a police officer standing by to arrest him.

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

Blonde bombshell isn't a term to carelessly banded about, like genius or awesome. But Shanelle here is deserving of that word. In fact I'm going to go two further and say she's an awesome bombshell genius.

Uh... sounds like Eli forgot what to say. - LOL

Sometimes skating is all about attitude and when you bail it's a case of stylin' it so it looks intentional. This on the other hand is like pouring petrol onto the bonfire of FAIL!

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

Sometimes in sports, as in life, you must think outside the box. This guy thinks a little TOO far outside the box though and passes the ball to his coach. Schoolboy error. Got to love how the coach passes it on regardless!

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

A cute chick is priceless - Finally, an insurance that understands women. - LOL