The Horniest Man in Show Business

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

This guy is big and scary. One of his moobs weighs more than my entire family, but that doesn't mean he'd be impossible to beat. The most important rule of boxing is to keep your guard up. Unless you're Muhammad Ali...

Jimmy Kimmel really enjoyed a video of a guy dressed as Darth Vader, riding a unicycle, and playing the Star Wars theme. So he invited him on to his show to see if he could do it live.

This is an incredible story about an infliction that affects many people throughout their lives. But Doreen is brave enough to relate her story for the benefit of others.

Two kitties sitting in their respective boxes playing tetherball. It's hard to tell who's winning, and I don't think they really care either, but it's pretty adorable. Next step: get them playing racketball.

This fork lift operator backs up a bit too fast and bumps into the edge of large pallet rack and hits it just hard enough to start a domino effect :(

If this guy was to have a soundtrack to his life, I think dubstep is a damn good call. Despite the fact that he's just staggering around, blind drunk, he's somehow keeping in time with the music and throwing some powerful shapes.

There are a lot of gags about the British, but this one combines hilarity and truthfulness. Sure the bad teeth thing isn't ALWAYS true but if you ask a British citizen what they think of Prince Charles, they'll say "wanker"!

We all like going to the movies and eating popcorn, but it’s so fucking expensive. It’s corn! So why am I paying $7 a bag! WTF? Here’s what to do; get a giant popcorn machine like this!