Game Of Boobs

Thrones? Why, what did I say? Am I the only one that thinks all movies and TV shows should be rated like this, perhaps in the listings, so you don't waste your precious time?

Calling someone a noob or a no-lifer is an entirely subjective statement. It's just about how they compare with you in terms of noobness vs basement-dwelling neckbeard quotient.

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

Oooh yeah, i really wanna get my hands on that, just look at the perfect round, succlent...wait, what? Sometimes something is just too good to be true. At least you'll be getting one of your daily 5 essentials.

There's some great advice right there..

After looking at the graph you are suddenly struck by the fact that you are not alone in your thoughts about the subject at hand. It's kind of a good feeling that it's not just you!

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

Isn't it weird the effect that political leaders have over young females? At least thereare no cigars involved yet, or maybe that's reserved for Presidents?

Must be a really hot day.. or is it?

When you grow up it's an often lamented fact that your imagination dwindles, what was once fertile and fun is now jaded and cynical. The solution? Take psychedelic drugs the moment you wake up.