Fancy Some Traditional Chinese Virgin Eggs?

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?

In their little cat worlds, kitty's have their own ways of travelling, similar to our own but more cat-like and daft. Here's a rundown of how they get around town (or your living room). From monorail to double decker. All aboard.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

You know the look, you see it every day and every time you wonder, "why does a pretty girl want to make herself ugly by doing that?". The answer my friend is one that you will never understand, so don't try to figure it out.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.

He's been around on the interwebs for what seems like forever, reminding us of those annoying things that certain friends are capable of, but alas, this could be the last time you see him as this latest situation shows.

The blackboard is the stuff of contention and this shows an example of the Rashomon effect, where different people see different things, making the contents of this image the one unerring truth in an ever changing universe.