Incentive to have Children

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

Is this an alien? Could it be a circus freak? No folks, this is the latest in German fashion! WTF?

Yeah, Ariel was kinda cray-cray. If I was in his shoes I would have ran a mile. unless she was one of those fish parts on top, lady parts on bottom mermaids...

Could this be Public enemy No.1, or just a case of mistaken identity? Nothing says gangster like a nice hibiscus plant, smokin' trees! I'd suggest going back to skool and studying up kid!

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

Back in the days before the interwebs and email everyone had to send their message via snail mail, I've been told. How the heck did that ever work??

This picture was taken shortly before the young driver pictured was tazed, beaten and lumbered with trumped up charges. Just kidding, he's white. He just got a ticket.

In answer to the question posed in the title, it appears the weed is at this guy's house. It looks ordinary from the outside but inside it's a dealer’s perfect lair with a forest of plants and escape route tunnel. Impressive work for a stoner.

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!