Engrish Signs

If you've ever gone travelling you've probably experienced this sort of thing first hand. When it comes to sign writing, something almost always gets lost in translation. These are some of the funnier examples.

Dutch model Doutzen Kroes does her service for lingerie enthusiasts and degenerate fappers the world over by appear in nothing but lacy Victoria's Secret undercrackers. God bless you, and all who sail in you.

Advertising is balls. It's a fact. When you see a branded bit of content you tend to sigh heavily and attempt to block out the messages, jingles and catchphrases. It's about time someone subverted them in the name of lolz!

There's nothing hawter than an overly competitive cute chick who could kick your head in with here abs alone.... oh no wait a minute-thats a total bloody nightmare. Prepare to be threatened!

Some say that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Some also claim that a fun Friday night is huddled up indoors playing board games with their grandparents. Some sarcastic defacement brilliance on a wide range of signs for your enjoyment.

A drink or two is very social, a nice thing to do amongst friends at a pre-arranged occasion, nothing wrong with that at all. however, if you go waay past that into double figures then things all start to deteriorate at an alarming rate. Be afraid.

You don't often see girls with heavy weaponry. You see them with lollipops and copies of that Shades of Gray thing and hair brushes and glasses of wine and other girls, but you rarely if ever see them with big guns. Until now.

Who needs to spend thousands of $$$ on a new motorbike when you can build awesome in your back yard! Come the apocalypse he would be a good guy to know.....or if you were making another Mad Max film maybe?

Nothing can stop these young whooper-snappers from conquering brave new worlds on their trusty mounts! Tomorrow's generation has NO fear!

Not many people like being the odd one out but some people have the cahones to stand out from the crowd, un-purse their lips and change that duckface into a maniacal grin!

People have been trying to explain the mystery of perspective to each other for centuries, but they just don't get it. "How can something be smaller if it is further away?" - It's best not tried on a blonde for fear of the universe exploding!