Eager Little Girl Slip'n'Slide FAIL!

The trouble with kids is they want everything NOW, even if it isn't ready. Little girl is too excited to wait for water to get on the slip-n-slide before she gives it a try.

This guy is doing his utmost to redefine the word douchebag. Not only is he pumped up on steroids and stroking his own ego but when it comes time to use his ridiculous muscles he resorts to camera tricks. GIGADOUCHE!

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

Sometimes it's just not going to be your day, however heard you try. Dude, you couldn't have picked a worse time to take a 'break' from arm wrestling if you had tried. Cue drum roll & a very large OMFG!!!

If you are a very specific person you will think this is one of the funniest things you have ever heard. Unless you were in the midst of an epic drug induced trip in which case you probably can’t read this.

The Halo prequel that everyone has been waiting for is being released in a matter of days. If you weren't already waiting with baited breath for launch day then you will be after watching this - WOW!

There is a certain art to this type of mascot dance - COOL!

Some people think a tank is weapon of destruction. Not this guy, he’s turned it into a musical instrument. Just because the military-industrial complex teaches us all to hate each doesn’t mean you have to follow the rules.

I kinda hated the slushy ending that Forrest Gump presented us with when the movie came out, however, we now have our hands on the real ending the director wanted us to have before the studios got their hands on it. Epic.

Skaters failing is always good fun to watch, but skateboarders falling in slow-mo is just the best. Stare in amazement as they fall over backwards onto their ass. Smile broadly as they fly off a railing and end up injuring their pride.

Henri's ennui continues. If you've never watched a cat exploring his listlessness and bored dissatisfaction at the endless tedium that we call life, you're missing out. Thankfully this video captures it perfectly.