Rescue Helicopter Liftoff Fail

This rescue helicopter slices a telephone line as it begins to take off. "No one else in this county gets to call 911! NO ONE!"

Jetman truly is a king amongst men. Flying in formation at full throttle together with two jets from the Breitling Jet Team... at their minimum speed. This guy needs his own Captain Planet-style children's cartoon.

If you're the kind of pyromaniac that counts down the days until fireworks night/4th of July, this little video should be of interest. I have no idea how it's made or where to get one, but I totally wanna find out.

Well? Is it? No. But that doesn't mean that this ... bizarre ... attempt at cinema doesn't raise some interesting questions. Questions that might actually make you sleep better in your bed at night. Be (not) afraid.

A sketch that looks at what happens when an armed robber forgets what he went in the shop for. Hey, we’ve all been there—and usually just like this guy it ends with you leaving with a packet of Space Raiders.

It's rare to see someone wipe-out at this speed without the cameraman filming the ground or sky for at least 3 seconds during the crash. If you are gonna FAIL then do it in style!

Apparently, soccer chicks are very impressionable. First, Elizabeth Lambert goes postal at the college level, then this high school fight. Pretty soon, AYSO girl's - Lets get ready to RUMBLE ladies!!!

Or we'd never get to watch attempted thieves make fools of themselves.. LOL

They would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky viewers! Check out this intriguing coolness!

The Gregory Brothers roll out another superb autotune remix. This one focuses on a totally crazy street lady, yammering on about hooded robbers and how she her daddy 'taught her good'. Yep, confusing & prevy.

Knock knock jokes aren't usually very funny. This one is no different. Until the nerd on the right starts to adlib about hotdogs, it's about as funny as cancer. Still, however funny he is, he's not gonna get the girl...