Dubstep Knockout

There's nothing funnier than someone whose opinion of themselves and their abilities exceeds the disappointing reality. Uzzy is such a man. At least his bravado acts as a sort of cautionary tale...

Have you ever seen a goldfish rapping to Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now"? If you have, then someone must be spiking your coffee, but if you haven't then take a look at this video and then you'll feel afterwards your life is complete.

If you missed out on all the delicious pancake action that was going on yesterday, at least you can console yourself with a video of a super fast white rapper spitting while flippin' pancakes.

A woman spent hours walking around Midtown New York wearing only a jacket and a thong, and no pants—well she did have pants but they were painted on in blue. Yet does anyone notice?

Now this is just low down and plain NASTY, but great to watch someone else in total pain! I'm pretty sure he just stained his boxers, and I don't think it was the paintballs - OMG!

This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you're impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

This feline has taken to the sea like a fish to water, more evidence of their world domination plans. This little guy seems happy as a pig in poop, paddling around while his owners catch him some dinner.

This Cat can serve up a punch with the best of them, but the day he met this Dog, it was the battle of the immovable object vs the unstoppable force.

Where has she put that finger? Is it in just her hair it's touched, or has it been anywhere else? With a woman doing this, it's hot, but if this was a man, it would be disgusting and I'd be puking up my pancreas by now.

She's blonde, she has a great body and a great pair of funbags, surely there can't be much to complain about with this beauty?