INSANE Acceleration On Speed Boat!

This guy definitely had his coffee ration this morning - If you think you're impressed by the speed of this boat you should have seen the dude holding the rope waiting to ski behind it.

The News of the World hacking story has exploded like a giant pus throbbing with liquid revulsion. And now, the most popular newspaper in the solar system has chomped off its own rotten tail, like some ravenous toxic ouroboros.

If someone told you the internets can’t bring you joy and happiness, then they haven’t seen this video. Who wouldn’t have a beaming smile on their face after hearing Arnie sing “Jenny and Me” .

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Smart. This guy just made his job easier. Now he only has half as much boat to captain.

Everyone is anxiously awaiting his next song all about watermelon!

This girl shakes up a bottle of champagne and just as she places it on the ground the cork shoots up and her head. I think she should maybe dye her hair blonde when that black eye fades - OUCH!

Have you herd the one about the shepherds who lit up their flock? It's un-baa-lievable - OMG!

A Russian infomercial host pulls the ol' switcheroo. Billy Mays is rolling over in his grave, right now, and selling a blade sharpener that actually works!

Wanna know how to keep that badass hairdo of yours snappy and fresh? just follow the advice of this mop top master and you'll be up to your armpits in babes before you can say "Dumb and Dumber".

Those Brits take their tea seriously. So seriously in fact that if you dare to make it incorrectly you are in danger of getting shot. Well, maybe not, but they will be bloody cross with you.