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Die Hard = Home Alone
They should make a combo movie, Die Home where a child policeman fights burglar terrorists, but make sure the cute kid gets killed in the first scene!
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Fr0do
Love it!
Nadia
I'm imsedpsre. You've really raised the bar with that.
Lucka
There's a secret about your post. ICTTTYIHBKY
Letitia
Haaahahh. I'm not too bright today. Great post!
What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.
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They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.
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Do you ever find yourself asking: just how do those entertainment ratings work anyhow? Are pixels an R or an 18+ divided by the amount of internet pr0n you've seen, here's a handy guide, in picture form to make it easy to understand.
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There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!
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Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!
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Whenever I'm feeling the sharp sting of writer's block, I too just start talking British. Brilliant, innit?
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Now how fast could that kid have possibly been going.. -LOL
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Whoda thunk the little Lego men were behind it all along? And I always thought those strange little angles looked strikingly familiar from somewhere!
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You had me at 'Jack'...Actually you had me right up to the bit where you mentioned a turban and i had to squint my eyes very hard to believe that this was all true....Still!?
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Heather needs help getting some votes so her and I can tear it up in Vegas next week, so help a buddy out! Use your best texting finger and vote away and you'll be rewarded with good karma......As for me :)
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