Dick Cats

Just more evidence that cats are total dicks. A montage of cats doing what they do best. A compilation of dick move after dick move after dick move, all being perpetrated by our feline friends. Golden.

Guaranteed to amazeballs your mind. Not only is she super sexy moving about that pole, but she also has ninja skills. A ninja pole dancer – it doesn’t really get any better than that.

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

In a fight, never underestimate your opponent. You never know what they might have up their sleeve, or down her trousers - This chick is dangerous - she's cute & deadly!

Look at you, look at yourself in the mirror. Look at your fleshy shell and the thinking mind behind it.

Pulling an awesome wheelie is one thing, but doing it right in front of a cop car and peeling away like a bat out of hell when they get the blues and twos going is way more memorable. Dude even managed to get away too! Kudos.

Like all other men on the planet I may never fully comprehend the inner mysteries of the workings of a woman's mind. All i know is that flowers and chocolates usually make up for whatever bad thing it was that I did...

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

This dude spent 3 weeks learning to play Chopsticks on four phones. He could of just downloaded the ringtone for free but we'll let him have his moment before we tell him.

There's cool....and then there is COOL! No strings, no pick ups, no frets...no problem! This cool device makes some cool, unique sounds. AWESOME!

Losing your dignity on the internet, because of a freaky-looking woman on your computer screen is the height of lamewad chic. This guy should be proud of himself, because there's just no better way to go.