How I Feel Towards Women

Like all other men on the planet I may never fully comprehend the inner mysteries of the workings of a woman's mind. All i know is that flowers and chocolates usually make up for whatever bad thing it was that I did...

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Crossing a frozen canal on foot, for a dare is definitely not the smartest thing that this guy has ever done. Here's a tip homie, if you start to hear creaking, cracking sounds; run a bit faster!

Even a hardened biker gang member from hell has got to start somewhere. But eventually, it’s time for a real bike. Put the toys away and grow up. This was filmed on a closed course with stunts done by professionals.

You wouldn't have thought that you could create a compelling and impressive animation just by opening and closing a few windows. That's exactly what's going on here though, and it's much better than it sounds!

When you're filming you child and he utters his first fully formed word you don't want it to be a word like this. Still it could have been a lot worse. He could have said "Tittysprinkles", "Clungenugget" or even "Bieber"

The internet is full of treats so prepare to have your mind blown with these 10 incredible internet easter eggs. Should I be worried or proud that I already know most of these?

Amazingly, Jeff Goldblum has thought up his own lyrics to the Jurassic Park theme song, and he shares them with the nation on Late Night with Seth Meyers—but why are we only hearing them now?

These guys should be relieved they missed the ramp and hit the bumper. The closer they get to getting that Honda in there the higher the repair bills.

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.