Deodorant: Women vs Men

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

Imagine using the rest room and see this staring at you from across the room, watching your every move. You'd have the cleanest bathroom that anyone could possibly hope for. fear him.

Can you say invasion of privacy?

It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?

The artwork in comic books may look uber cool, but just you try and imitate it in real life. Take the most simple of tasks like sitting on a chair for example, all of a sudden you are in a whole world of pain.

It's a frightening fact but if you are the father of a 9yr old daughter then the chances are you WILL have to take them & her friends to a Justin Bieber concert, it's only a matter of time :(

Maybe someone should have told the architect to go home and sober up? How the hell has this thing not fallen down already? Weird.

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?

Dwight from the US version of the office tells it likes it is. And that basically means trouncing on all those dumb cliches that every spouts like mindless sheeple in his cynical b@stard way. Go Dwight.

We've seen it in many films over the years, from Back to the Future to Terminator and beyond. They told us that that was all it was: fiction. But now , finally, here's undisputed proof that time travel does exist. Mind = blown.

So, this guy's life just happens to be in mortal danger, so what do you do? Panic? Scream? Weep for forgiveness from a dead god? Or do you jot it all down in your diary for posterity?