Cucumber Cutie

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

This guy is wayy past being good....He's into the super-nerd zone - OMG!

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

WOW, i can't remember being so excited since first watch Star Wars Episode 1V for the first time. I think i'm in love, this is it, she WILL be mine .....*WAIT ..... NOOOOOoooooooo!

One of the less successful experimental projects of the military. Balloon Tank was meant to frighten and confuse the enemy, however the enemy adapted by utilizing blow-guns to destroy them.

Now where do we start with this? There’s a lot wong here. Firstly, the words ’sexual’ and ‘harassment’ should not be uttered in the same sentence when marketing a sex toy.

If there was ever a cat that possessed the right attributes and way of thinking to take over from Darth Sidious, it has to be Grumpy Cat. Cute AND evil! Awww.

Stuck for a stocking filler present for the little 'uns this Xmas Well, don't despair because it seems there's a big recommendation right here for some good wholesome family entertainment. They'll scream with joy!

See? If this was the movie poster I might have gone to see that movie. If that wizened old bitch had sunk the Belgrano with a repulsor blast I'd probably think she was way cooler too.

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.