Iron Lady

See? If this was the movie poster I might have gone to see that movie. If that wizened old bitch had sunk the Belgrano with a repulsor blast I'd probably think she was way cooler too.

God is all-knowing and omnipresent, he sees and commands all, but lets be totally honest here. Not even the supreme being can trust himself with loading the rapture 2.0 program on his PC. So mission aborted!

Well, this must've been incredibly embarrassing, but why is he dating a girl with the same name as his mom? The Oedipal complex is strong in this one. Maybe mom's right, maybe he should cut down on the drinking.

There's not a goddamn thing on this green earth that isn't improved at least ten fold with the addition of a pair of googly eyes. It's so simple but so freaking hilarious! That's it, I'm buying some right now.

If these were available in all sporting goods stores, there would be no need for any other brands. This thing is awesome. Also, it makes a great companion if you're forever alone on a desert island.

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

Not quite as fearsome a team as the regular Avengers. Iron man looks a bit daft but standing next to that guy dressed as Cap he looks like some kind of Greek god. I'd done a poo that was bigger than that guy!

It's a slippery slope from friendship to full on relationship with a girl. It involves hard work, dedication, a certain charm, and lots and lots of money. Even Mario suffers from the same issues.

God i love a good 'cocktail', the preparation in mixing the different liquids, the right amount of ice, the pouring of the finished liquid into the right glass......*WAIT!?

Now, really.. Who is going to pick this guy up?