Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5

Celebs hate people being mean to them. If you're going to tell Larry David to shut the eff-up, then you are a braver man than most—just hope you don't bump into him in the street.

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

Samsung are obviously still bitter from their courtroom ass whooping and have decided to take a satirical swipe at the cult of Apple. They make some valid points, but seriously folks, it's only a fecking telephone. Get a grip.

it sounds lame, but stay with it for a while! Looks like this flute beatboxing routine finally has some competition...let the deathmatch begin. AWESOME!

I'm afraid that all reports about how men & women are very similar are false - A true taste of real life showing how men truly have a one-track mind.. - lol

People write very nasty things on Twitter about celebrities, so Jimmy Kimmel gets those celebrities to read those tweets out loud so we can all have some fun–the result is pure comedy gold.

He sports a mullet and whistles. It's what he does. This man deserves a medal for his services to the cause of awesomeness. I bet he even knows a little karate and is half pirate on his dad's side. Awesome.

You might have thought that Gangnam Style wasn't funny anymore, and for the most part it isn't. This piece of gangnam style news reporting may just be it's last amusing death-rattle. Goodnight sweet meme.

DoCoMo is back with another lighting fast cooking demonstration. We previously saw them cook fried shrimp in 3 seconds, now watch them make and cook Chinese dumplings in even less time.

Improv Everywhere stage a pirate invasion on the Central Park Lake, converting a rowboat rental into a pirate ship. Actors dressed as pirates from the Pirates of the Caribbean attraction set sail on the lake.

In Russia this is how they blow dandelion or at least this is how they pull a prank on their friend when they both pretend they're going to blow dandelion—and it's a good one, worth remembering to try at home.