Go The F#ck To Sleep Children!

Samuel L Jackson is a legend. Not only is he great at playing foul mouthed mother f#ckers on the silver screen but he can also read a mean bedtime story too. Now shut the f#ck up and listen kids!

Shades? Check. Motorbike? Check. inability to control said motorbike? Big check! Even with shades and a bike it's hard to look cool when you've just catapulted yourself over the handlebars and taken a big hungry bite out of the asphault...

Revenge is always sweet - Baking pan girl gets owned by pie guy.. LOL

Xmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOL

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

You leave the restaurant, you walk her home, she invites you up for a coffee and…you refuse. WTF!? If you refuse then you deserve to get what this guy gets. Waiting’s for losers and people born in the 1950s.

Updating Facebook relationship statuses isn't the first thing that most new couples do when they get married, but these two can't even wait to get off the altar. Kinda sad if you think about it :(

We're talking about what the Earth would look like if Xzibit just went to town on it. First step would be adding rings, next step would be putting plasma screens onto everything that stood still long enough. Pimp.

The Danish duo 'Robotboys,' who won 'Denmark’s Got Talent' in 2008 have since danced their way to fame. This original dance team have toured the world and are in massive demand on the European popping scene.

What a week for the UCLA dumb-ass diva. She’s not the most politically correct person & with a statement like that, it’s pretty much an assurance that what they’re going to say is going to be dumb!

This is a mean trick to play, waking your wife and pretending you're about to get hit by an oncoming truck. And the best thing is their child gets to see it all, learning that pranking the ones you love is totally acceptable.