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Believe Me, Honey
Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...
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I will be putting this dazzling iisnhgt to good use in no time.
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1,000 men is nothing. Let's see you get that number up to something a little more respectable! Sometimes advertising can give off the wrong message.
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My beautiful eyes!! Don't stare at it too long or you'll get sucked into the vortex of madness and never return. Having said that, can you complete the maze in under 30 seconds?
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It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...
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Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!
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I have no idea what this is, who made it, how or why, all I know is I want one. I'd also like a Twinkie that looks like a shark while you're at it and maybe a pint of beer that looks like a space rocket.
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If I saw this hot college babe I'm sure my mouth and tongue would do the same thing as her best buddy is doing - It's just a shame she comes with a friend who looks just like jaba the hut - Grotesque!
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When you have an assignment due, you're all ways up against it. Mainly because you've either spent the last few days staring into space. Well, here's one trick you might try to bide you some time. Let us know if it works.
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If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.
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Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..
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This is one that I've never fully understood so I'm glad it puzzle the philosoraptor too. A bikini is okay to wear out, yet underwear isn't. Women; you so crazy.
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