Believe Me, Honey

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

Before he became a flaming eye of hate, hanging out at Mount Doom plotting the demise of ugly-footed hairy midgets, he went to high school just like the rest of us. And this is a rare photo of him from those seminal years.

It's painfully sad but entirely true for anyone out there with a full-time job or currently studying at school. The only comfort comes when you retire, or die, whichever one comes first :(

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

The many moods of Emma Watson, happy, thoughtful, shocked, proud, confused, her facial expression giving away her mood instantly. Then there's Kristen, no matter what mood she's in he always looks constipated.

Ahhhh, the golden age of the interwebs, what a time that was, such innocence! It starts off slow but it was all worth it for Redtube in the 1900's!

Not the title, the picture. If you didn't read the text wrong then you're probably in a frighteningly slim minority. Either that or you just don't have a particularly dirty mind. One of the two...

Well this image should stick with you for awhile. Rattling around inside your mind, haunting you with its unique mix of horror and eerie car crash fascination. Or alternatively you could just nuke it from space.

Well you have now. And your life is very near complete, all you need to do to make it full is meet this dog. Then you can truly say you've lived, you've lived a fulfilling life of richness and meaning.

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*