Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.

There's no fun like ripping it out of hipster culture. It's become a new sport that seems to have consumed the internet. And here's a few sappy hipster sayings given a work over so that they don't sound quite so goddamn pathetic.

You never know when a plague will ravage the land and the dead suddenly become the 'undead', rise up out of the ground and go of in search of your brain in order to crave their eternal hunger. Always good to be prepared!

The government has us all in the palm of its collective hand... instead of president, Obama should been elected to the office of pivot man... A lot more people would pay attention to politics if this happened more often.

Well this is pleasant, a nice happy group shot but... ewwww. It might take you a while to spot exactly what the photobomb is in this photo, but when you do, you'll be sick. There's a hint for you in that sentence. Good luck.

Be. Afraid. If you thought Hitchcock's movie The Birds was scay (you wimp), then imagine if they'd had arms, big, bulky, muscular arms that they could slap you across the forehead with. Terrifying stuff.

Ok, so this dude(?) is starting to outgrow his size 6 boots and i'm guessing is pissing most of the male teneage population. If you're jealous of this 17 year old tween pop star please take a ticket & join the queue.

Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!

The blackboard is the stuff of contention and this shows an example of the Rashomon effect, where different people see different things, making the contents of this image the one unerring truth in an ever changing universe.

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

OK, so asking complete strangers for $257.38 might seem like he's taking the mickey, but it's for a very good cause. We should all club together and give this man what he needs. It's our civic duty.

You pays your money and you get what you pays for....Sometimes. Here's a selection of stadium design fails from around the world that would seriously make you wish you stayed at home and watched it on TV.

In every way possible, this guy is awesome and needs to be celebrated throughout the internets. Trolling girls on dating sites is one thing, trolling them in such spectacular style is tantamount to genius.

Without doubt and dispute the following are the biggest examples of items in their class, from burgers, chocolate, swimming pools & bewbs, if it's the biggest, it's here. Even Justin Bieber is included :)

Try and not read this in the voice of Sean Connery and you win. Not sure what, but you win because when you read what it says, you're totally going to read it in Shan Connery's vhoicsh.

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

It doesn't really get much more awesome than a homemade beer brewing Bender. So stop what you were going to do today, put it to one side, and set about building one of these instead. NOW!

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.