Twilight Review

Probably the most honest review that this film will ever get. It's not often that chick flicks get reviews that are aimed at the poor suckers getting dragged along to see them so don't get used to it...

My beautiful eyes!! Don't stare at it too long or you'll get sucked into the vortex of madness and never return. Having said that, can you complete the maze in under 30 seconds?

Can it be, has the les-boy-ian decided to use his fame and charm to get his fans to bare their assets. Surely not? Either way, his clever method seems to be working great!

So you've seen all those photobomb pics of guys making silly faces behind hot chicks or naked guys walking behind hotties at the beach. This is NOT one of those.

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Now this is something that, depending on your feelings towards her, could yield some very interesting answers. Ladies: For the future, always to ask 'what' is actually over before responding.

You know you're a total geek if your loved ones get you a cake like this for your birthday and you actually compile it to make sure it's correct!

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

This is one of those competitions that even a loser has a chance of winning, it takes a 'special' person to come up with the goods for this. But don't be fooled, even if you win this competition, you're still one of life's real losers.

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.