Top Ten Futuristic Movie Products

Puppets Mario and Fafa count down their picks for the best futuristic products from movies that should exist today, like the light saber from Star Wars, the holodeck from Star Trek, and the hoverboard from Back to the Future II.

The sun is shining, it's toasty warm out and your bikini is two sizes too small. TIME FOR A BIKE RIDE! She's gonna jump on her huffy, go for a ride and have her pervy friend film the whole thing, zooming in on the best bits.

The man has a point. Sports guys are always the most macho but it’s them that spend so much time in the company of bare male flesh. And how about all the ridiculous connotations linked to being gay.

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

When you’re making a documentary that prides itself on investigative journalism and you’re looking into the connections between the Mad Dog of Libya and the IRA, you might want to double check the footage you’re using.

Yes, you could feel bad for this kid being pulled from the swing, but it's the swing that's developed a debilitating fear of kids. It may never swing again.

OMG - If this totally insane commercial doesn't make you want to go out and buy these weird noodles then nothing will. Surely noodles have energy in them already right?

Once you commit to venturing into a creepy wood-paneled basement like this one, a guy doing a somersault onto his friend's chest full of mouse traps is probably the most normal thing you'll see.

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

Another superhero reboot that looks to be going down the emotional self pity route. First emo Spiderman, now emo Superman. My money is on a rapid reboot of the avengers next where they're all riddled with insecurity and self doubt.

You may think the answer to this one is obvious, but it’s a red herring, so why it is we feel the need to lock lips? If nothing else you’ll learn that the scientific name for studying kissing is “philematology”.