Toilet Paper FAIL

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

Sure, it's not a watertight argument against abstaining from tasty tasty meats, but it's an excuse to mock that supercilious yet unhealthy looking mate of yours. Venus fly-trap casserole anybody?

Whoever the kid was who received this text, fair credit to him. While most kids would be too embarrassed to even respond, he makes sure to get a lol out of it while winding his mom up. Awesome work.

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

If you grew up in the grungy 1990's then you’ll know Nirvana’s album “Nevermind”. What you won’t know is what was on the end of that fishing line with the dollar attached. Well, guess who?

Alone much!? If you are feeling like you never have anyone to hang out with and keep things simple then you couldn't go wrong with this technique.

Oh man, this is one of those stories that really tugs at the wrist, you know? You really feel sorry for this poor guy, even though he's purple and his friends are coloured green and a sort of pale pink. Oh cruel earth!

The end of the world is drawing near and if you believe in prophecy than you cannot fail to see the warning signs. In case you need some reminding what these signs are you can see the destruction of our planet unfolding here.

It's amazing what you can buy in a shopping mart nowadays, forget the old days of food and daily essentials, today's mom can pretty much get anything she wants. Even offspring.

In the kingdom of the geek the girlfriend'd one is king. Yeah you can have a +999 Fire Sword of Dragon Testes but when your buddy's rocking up with a hot babe, then no form of +nerd power can beat it.