The Hole

A mysterious hole has suddenly appeared in the floor of Tom's apartment, and its origins are unknown. What is known is that everyone and everything seem to end up falling into the hole; and then there's also the creepy "hole people"...

Caught on film here is a peeping tom and pussy. Yeah, those two things are like the voyeur equivalent of finding a pot of fried gold in your bucket of chicken. But all is not what it seems…

Just When You Thought Conan Was Already Crazy....

Mirrors: Bad for ugly people's self-esteem for over 200,000 years. Calm down lady, it's not like you have never seen that face staring back at you before!

Do you know how hard it is to party AND train at the same time? Ron Allen does, and he’ll start you off with a few fruity squeezes, get your shirt off and then he’ll show you just how fast he can remove his underpants. What a guy.

What happens when a pair of nightmare inducing good-time gals go out on the town? Well, it's very noisy, nail-on-a-blackboard irritating and it ends with a scene that will scare you to the core of your being.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

Proof conclusive that all good things come to an end, in this case quicker than anyone expected! This went from a really cool idea to a really stupid idea in near record time.

This guy was doing really good up until the part he knocked himself out cold.

Seven college kids on spring break jump on a trampoline at the same time and launch this chick over 10 feet into the air.