Super Golden Friends

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

Everyone loves a blast on Mario Kart on the DS from time to time, even 007 - Just to show off what an all round badass he is, Bond will not only fire a blue shell up your ass but he’ll do it in the middle of a car chase. What a guy!

PRO TIP: When playing with your homemade cannon in the back of a tiny trailer attached to a tiny car, remember to place it far from your house, otherwise very bad things will happen. Just like this.

Big legs + Karate = Splits, no problem. It's basic math, really. This has to be the funniest movie supercut I've ever seen, fully of toe curlingly bad clips from 90s Van Damme crapfest movies. Pure gold.

I'm sure that if she needs some live subjects instead of a popsicle to practice on there would be no shortage, I'll lead the way!

Once a man turns 42, society no longer has any use for him so he gets shipped off to a care home to live out his years doing, like, whatever, no one gives a fuck.

Little critters inhabit a secret world where they utilise mobile phones for their own purposes! LOL!

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

You might think that insults will just rolloff them like water off a duck's back, but some of them hurt. They cut deep. Except the ones about Bieber, he has no soul and as such he can't feel human emotions.

Attempting the impossible? One man, one jar. Of Nutella. Will he give up? Will he get type 2 diabeetus? Watch & see. I was pretty sure he was gonna hurl around the 1 minute mark, , but he has real passion & commitment.