Redneck Lottery Winner

Well, this guy should certainly be careful where he blares his music.. and what kind of music it is. - LOL

Meth. It'll do more than just damage your motivator. hit it once and if you're unlucky then BAM! You'll be turned into a trash can. Totally not worth it.

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"

You know those cosplay costumes that really good looking girls wear that make you want to become a life-long comic fan and spend your life at those nerdy conventions hanging out with them? Well this is not one of those times.

What is seen and read can never be unheard - Another song you will now not be able to not sing in your head ever again without remembering this picture!

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...

OUCH! Not much more to say - LOL

Always good to have something handy in case you get peckish - I wish I had one of these in my fridge. The downside: fishy vegetables.

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door