Radical Fapping Is Required

When a hawt chick is dying medical professionals have to resort to drastic measures, a de-fap-rillator! - WTF!?!

From giant boulders nearly crushing someone to death, to lots of near-misses caught on Russian dashcams, this compilation will have you perched on the edge of your desk chair.

If you were wondering why anyone would want to buy a micro car, then just take a look at these clowns (not literally clowns) driving around the centre of Amsterdam and you'll instantly see why.

Gummi bears are pretty damn tasty, but I think if I actually WAS one I'd have to draw the line somewhere and chewing through your own delicious, fruit flavored leg seems as good a place as any to draw it...

This chick pulls her hood down over her eyes to avoid getting her face wet and ends up slamming into the back of a parked car. Yep, she was riding a bicycle at the time and i bet there is some blonde hair under her rain-hood?

To be or not to be - that is the question. In a world where excess is the norm, one thing's for sure though, none of this lot are ever going to make it as The Next Top Model ! One too many for model behaviour ?!

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Reporting live from a forest fire, Suzi Theodory gets soaked by a helicopter dropping thousands of gallons of water on the blaze. We're going to assume they did it because she looked so hot.

Hard drives can't beat a vagina. - LOL

This is SO elaborate i almost wonder whether he's out to actually kill rather than just prank her, but the payoff is a such a delight to witness, so who really cares! This guy's on a slippery slope, and so was she... Oooooooooo!!!