Pastor Gives Best Pre-Race Prayer Ever

Here is what we learned about Pastor Joe Nelms. He leads an incredible prayer, knows a lot about cars and has a really hot wife. He's living the life.

Sure, jesus could turn water into wine, but wine is minging. Come back when you can make me a beer, bro. Snow on the other hand would be awesome. Everybody likes snow. Dude could get a sweet job at a ski resort too!

Having a dog that can fetch a stick in the park is one thing, that's like part of their default settings. But having a dog go fetch you a cold beer out of the fridge is what separates the mutts from the hounds. Epic.

What happened Justin? Where are you in our hour of need? Where’s sexy? Is it not being brought back? Where have you taken it? And Why? Just come back to doing what you do best. Please!

So it turns out of you place a cucumber behind your cat while it's eating, you get a very dramatic reaction.

Sometimes you hit the rail...and sometimes the rail hits you, HARD! This inline skater proved he wasn't a wimp, but he left the door open on 'wuss.'

You might think that rappers would be a little low on Christmas Spirit, what with all that guncrime, and Crital drinking on their to-do list. Not DMX though. He loves nothing more than a good old Christmas song.

A group of paramedics rush to assist and injured player off the field but end up dropping him on his head.

Ok, so you won't die. Mind your step is a street illusion in Stockholm at Sergels torg created by Erik Johansson. It looks totally awesome and must have taken some serious Pythagoras' theorem epicness to do!?

Or Wesley Snipes vs. Christian "F#cking amateur" Bale or Marvel vs. DC or Monster vs. Man or Bat Slayer vs. Bat or...you get the idea. Throw in a few zombies to this mix and you'd have possibly the greatest movie never made!!!!

It's the meme that just wont die. An ear-worm of such unfathomable magnitude that will work it's way into your brain and set up a permanent residence on the tip of your tongue. You have been warned...