PEW! PEW! PEW!

I'm not sure where this is, but they definitely need to budget a little extra money to the police department for next year!

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!

WOW, i can't remember being so excited since first watch Star Wars Episode 1V for the first time. I think i'm in love, this is it, she WILL be mine .....*WAIT ..... NOOOOOoooooooo!

Now you can play with boobs while you play your favorite console game! They are not cheep but certainly worth the price!

Well, what else has this queen of tubby got to obsess over. Oh yeah, that's right, the buckets of chicken she devours like a lard hungry grease-vampire. At least Edward could feed on her for months!

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

It doesn't matter how big or small the fish is, the first one you catch always makes you feel like this. You feel like an angling god. Even if you just caught bait.

If you're not an avid Pokemon player then you'll be able to help this guy out. His struggling to remember where in the Pokemon canon this name lies.

Ok, so it's one of those challenges that you see every day and go "pfft, no way", except this works! Believe it or not, this even works for "Bacon". I am speechless.

Ewww! What's going on here? It's like a tranny Barbie doll with a huge strap-on. That's going to send the kids a confusing and, frankly, disturbing message. What next, Ken dolls with a hole in his crotch? Great Christ.

If you haven't been paying attention up until now and need this summarised in a single sentence: Cats are douchebags. Adorable, fluffy only-eating-the-middle-of-their-food douchebags.