PARTYCAT!!!

Stop what you're doing, drop everything because party cat is here and guess what that means? Yeahboiii, it's time to PARTAY!!! Just look how psyched he is!

Every good invention usually started as a much more basic version. Here we give you the very first version of the Segway Personal Transporter. This one was a tad bit more basic, but also a lot less expensive!

If animals could text the world would be a much different place. Well, not really, it'd be pretty much exactly the same except you'd need to pay for your pet's phonebills as well as your own. F#ck that.

But pussy pirates? That's just bloody disgusting! See, this is why ninjas are so much cooler than pirates!

We laugh because it's funny, we laugh because it's true. You can only imagine the number of greasy-haired pedervs that have to confront each other's sweat-beaded face when trying to entrap young kids. Maybe like 5 or so.

So, you're going to end it all, what's the point in going on if the girl of your dreams doesn't like you? But then she turns up just at the right moment, and comes up with a suggestion that could change it all...

An adult should be able to make their own choices, but giving a child myth is tragic and negligent. Just remember kids, religion is for silly grown-ups and can end in death!

Justin Bieber. Will the interet ever get tired of picking on him? I truly hope not. If anyone deserves it, it's this kid. Seriously.

Water slides are just like the best ever. Amirite? OK, so sometimes you have to queue for ages in the hot sun, but then when you get to the top. Off! You go all the way down to the bottom. Best. Ever.

I'm sure mommy was just THRILLED when the girls brought these kittens home - LOL

When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.