Nothing Can Rival The Jumping Cat

Giving new meaning to the word "cat-apult," a sprightly feline from Japan has taken the Interwebs by storm with his incredible ability to reach jaw-dropping heights in just one jump.

Has she come here to find a computer programmer who leads a secret life as a hacker called Neo?

I'm not sure what he's playing but by god he's loving it. It's probably taking him back to the good old days when him and his buddies were gunning down japs or germans or whoever it was they were fighting.

One player, one ball and one idiot. With these ingredients you know something funny is going down. To be honest I had no idea that golf balls got hit hard enough to do this. Maybe golfers can actually command some respect?

Crazy stunts jumping into jeans, and a surprising trick in the end.

Grinding your ugly bits on the dance floor, it's what school discos were made for. And if you try and tell the kids that's it's not, well, prepare yourself to get pwnd!

Can you think of a better way to spend 48 hours than with $10,000 bucks to spend doing whatever you want? Here's your chance to make it happen. (presented by Garnier Fructis)

It must be a hard life being pro surfer Alana Blanchard, hanging around by the beach, splashing about in the water, going swimming with sharks. And all we can do is watch her and her friend enjoy themselves.

If you're a guy then you'll be wincing as much as you'll be laughing at this video. 4 minutes of guys taking it to the nuts is always going to grab your attention though. Lets be careful out there!

Looks like a lot of people got hurt last month. And crashed their cars, failed their team, fell off their bikes and generally made a mockery of themselves. A real good month for it by the looks of things.

If you're a lazy b#stard who wants a segway but doesn't want to be THAT guy, then you can always buy yourself one of these. For a brief second you could fool someone into thinking you're almost cool. Possibly.