Music Television?

Ever wondered why MTV don't really show music videos anymore? Well, there is an answer. A kinda long one, but you probably aren't going to like it. Mainly because the guy explaining it hates you. A lot.

Artificial intelligence is one thing but giving robots the ability to swagger? It's just flying in the face of nature. Playing god. Still, he does look way more pimp that the robots out of the Terminator series. Less scary, but way cooler.

How this dude never passed out from this epic failage is beyond me - Ever dropped a watermelon from a roof or something and heard it smash against the ground? This guy's face makes about the same noise.

In 38 seconds this dude goes from completely bald to a very full head of hair. Every time you think he can't possibly have any more hair, bam...more hair.

Forget all that Neo & Matrix crap, if you really want someone to cum and save you then this is the lady who will do it - i'd love to plug into her :)

A tiny dwarf hamster called Chicken explores a handmade playground and dares you not to find it cute and adorable even though you usually hate these kinds of videos—you'll powerless with this one, so just enjoy it.

While the US housing market suffers, the Turkish seem to be able to flip old properties with ease. Maybe we should take some lessons from this - maybe not!?

Can’t wait for the new iPhone? Well if this video is anything to go by it will be right up your street. Apple are focussing all their efforts on making your pictures of food better than ever!

Still undecided on Mclovin McCain or Barack Obamanation ? Well, they've both got their sweethearts !

A group of Russian guys at a gym flawlessly choreograph the epic battle scene from the 2007 Sparta vs. Persia film '300' starring Gerard Butler. Then chuck it some slow-mo for extra awesomeness—see, this is what going to the gym should be about.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...