Lucky Little Kid Avoids Collision

This little kid runs across a gym floor during a gymnastic routine and somehow manages to miss getting nailed by a gymnast.

This is without a doubt a breakfast fit for a god. Personally I would go for a little more bacon and perhaps a little grated unicorn horn, but other than that this dish is perfect. If I wasn't so lazy I'd make some right now.

You kinda get the impression that this dude's not so great at riding a bike, but don't despair because he's excellent at driving his face into the ground. That really must have hurt. ouch.

Chances are you’re guilty of at least one of these and when you compare them to problems faced by third world countries you’ll feel like a total douche. Enjoy!

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Every week we read that something we believe is bad for us actually has beneficial health effects. This week it’s coffee, before that it was pizza – and every other day it’s red wine. But can these stories really be true?

Uber-mega-LOL-tastic!!!! The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags?

If you didn't watch the synchronized swimming events during the Olympics, you missed a treat. Not only were they hotter than the female volleyballers, but they were freaking hilarious to watch as well. Best. Sport. Ever.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

Scary TruTV clip shows what happens when one guy falls at the running of the bulls, causing pandemonium and sixty injuries

Schwarzenegger opens up and tells the world about how he pounded the maid and now has a lovechild. I guess jacking himself up on steroids to win the Mr. Universe contest just wasn't enough for him. Time for a song!