Louis C.K. - Pot

If you've ever smoked a little too much and found yourself in a place where it's less about recreation and more about survival, then this should sound familiar. Here's a tip for you; don't try driving...

A good lesson to remember is ALWAYS think about your opponent in a fight. Poor kid tries to land a 'dead-arm' punch but is competing waaay under his weight class and ends up on the floor in a world of pain & FAIL - LMAO!

The running of the bulls in Spain. This year 6 of the runners have been gored and injured. In news terms this is on a level with "Pope wears funny hat". Still, it's nice to see idiots getting hurt.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

To advertise their rum they decided to do terrible things to a crocodile. For this they had to issue a formal apology. Then their apology needed apologising for. Stick to making the rum, eh guys?

This is quite possibly one of the craziest proposals ever, and it has all the cliches: It's heartwarming, they see fireworks, and the girl says yes when all signs point to "RUN!"

The policewoman in this news interview just: A) Remembered that she forgot to handcuff the murder suspect B) Pooped her pants c) Both A and B

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

Funy, but i'm gonna go to hell for laughing - This little guy gets slid across the ring - on his face! - LOL

What every man needs in his life to save him from the horror of cold leftover take-away – could this be the perfect live-in partner? I think I’m in lurve…

A dance music video, starring the one and only Christopher Walken as he shuffles his way from movies to movie proving, not that he needed to, that he's one of the finest human beings on this earth.