Lollipop Lovely

Sometimes a cute chick only needs the simplest of props to convey the message that ALL guys want to see - WOW!

Sometimes the color of your hair is a sterotype curse. Instead of laughing, her father should show her some love. That's how you keep her from wrapping herself around poles the way she got wrapped around this tree.

The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.

This guy lives his life a quarter block at a time. No more no less.

Dear Oracle: today I learned that the best friends are the ones who drop by when you least expect it, and save you from a head-on semi truck collision. Also, I have a sneaking suspicion that Rainbow Dash is The One...

Jason Bourne isn't the only one sufferring a bit of amnesia ! Is Johnny X another hunter or hunted ?

Russell Brand is no stranger to playing pranks over the phone, so he’s more than game when Graham Norton challenges him to phone a sex line pretending to be Aladdin. Queue lots of oo-er missus jokes.

Don’t deny it, you know you have. And you loved it. The only problem is CAN you put it into such eloquent words the way this small child seems to be able to do? Something tells me, NO.

My question is why did they put that gate there.. and so close to the end of the slide - WTF?

This guy tries to show off on his go-cart after a couple drinks and hits the corner of a hill which sends him flying.

Everyone is anxiously awaiting his next song all about watermelon!