Justin Bieber Smells

The HORROR...In possibly the most horrendously perverted TV commercial to have ever seen the light of day Justin Bieber gets teenage girls get to squirt themselves with his 'essence'. Isn't there a law agianst this!?

This guy does a pretty damn impressive impression of Tony Stark. To be honest I reckon that's all him. When he turns up to work on the set of one of the Iron Man films he just has to say the lines and act like himself.

Some things really do exactly what it says on the tin and this cutie is a fine example of stating the obvious!

Jimmy Kimmel tackles the tricky subject of public flashing. Can you tell just from looking at someone whether they're likely to flash you their chesticles? You might be surprised by some of the results...

Samsung have ushered in the next gen of SSDs, which OK, haven’t quite yet got to the status of being able to turn into a robot and fly around the world being awesome, but it’s still pretty super.

From the guys that made all those hilarious Arnie musicals - Jon and Al, comes a musical about the career of Liam Neeson. The awful Star Wars prequels, Batman, Taken, pretty much his entire filmography is about to be mocked.

Meanwhile, in Lincolnshire… The contestants grab an egg out of a box of six where five have been hardboiled. They then smash it against their forehead and try not to end up with egg on their face.

After one fleeting date this poor fella gets a seemingly endless torrent of cray-cray texts from his bunny boiling one-night-standee. Nothing quite says DESPERATE like banging on someone's door shouting that nobody makes you smile like they do...

The fact he's a dude is FAIL from the word go, but another tip is when attempting to swing round a pole to impress your friends, it's always best to test the durability of the pole first.

Blonde bombshell isn't a term to carelessly banded about, like genius or awesome. But Shanelle here is deserving of that word. In fact I'm going to go two further and say she's an awesome bombshell genius.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...