"Just Pop'm In Your Mouth"

After reading the strap line for this product how the hell could you ever consider putting these in your mouth without the brand name fixated in your head....But then again?

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

Ok, so you have the 'duckface' pretty much perfected so now it's time for a tougher challenge. It's time to (wo)man up and attempt a fivehead - Your parents/aunt and uncle/brother and sister will be so proud.

It doesn't matter how ripped you are, how many tats you have or what ridiculous pose you're striking, if your girfriend is a "ten pinter" your swag level is zero.

In a world gone mad with a demand for films about people joined at the butt, the latest viral Marketing campaign for 'Human Centipede 2' is getting out of hand.

So what is it about this search engine that holds such great appeal? Is it the simplicity, the smart returns on your searches, or maybe, just maybe it is something else altogether?

It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!

George Carlin knew how it went. He knew the childish absurdities inherent in an system where you have to put belief in a omnipotent being that looks down from heaven and wants to both punish and love you. It's crazy fantasy.

As if selling placements on the recommended videos panel wasn't bad enough, the geniuses behind YouTube have cleverly programmed it to recommend every single video except the one you want, the closer the better!

Listen up guys, intel tells us someone within our ranks has been sharing secrets about which garbage cans are the best to hit to those damn cats! If I find out who the traitor is, there will be hell to pay!

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.