It's Complicated

This is a phrase that women use all the time but frankly I agree with Ashton. Until you've had to pee with morning wood, you don't know the meaning of the word.

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

I'm sure Ripley believed what Newt told her but i hate to say it kid but you are WRONG! Sometimes they come during the day and take a seat so near to you that they could steal your hotdog!

Without doubt and dispute the following are the biggest examples of items in their class, from burgers, chocolate, swimming pools & bewbs, if it's the biggest, it's here. Even Justin Bieber is included :)

Was he ever a president? No, however I do think this new design for the thousand dollar bill would single-handedly solve all our economic problems! It's good knowing he's out there.

Sometimes life is totally without meaning or cause, but if you happen to be a nerd there is a brief moment of hope. Take Geoffrey Arend for example, how did such a geek end up with the cute & curvy Christina Hendricks. Bastard.

Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

It's a devastating travesty that we all suffer with every single evening. Won't someone do something?! It's so, so sad....*WAIT! Who uses a desktop computer anymore anyway?

Damn, now it looks as if the animal kingdom is getting in on the whole photobombing craze, just goes to show you cant' trust any living thing nowadays - What next, aliens?

I've seen stones being stacked up and balanced on one another, but coke cans? that's definitely new. I wouldn't be surprised if this was fake. I couldn't recreate it, at least not without spilling coke all over my desk...