How Assassins Creed Shoulda Ended

If you've played any of the assassins creed games you'll know how fun they are but also that there are some strangely unrealistic quirks to the behaviour of the city guards. Time for a cold cup of realism.

I guess these half-court shots aren't as hard as they look. First a guy overpowers a perfectly aimed one and now a cheerleader scores one while doing a freaking handstand. Girl's got skills, yo.

If you've ever watched amateur pick-up videos you'll be aware of the painful awkwardness. This video is no exception. With lyrics memorised this guy creates some truly difficult-to-watch moments.

This is one of the worst things to have in your basement, really difficult to get rid of once they settle in. Totally worse than an infestation of rats of cockroaches.

Time for some well deserved payback of the furry kind! That's for all the people that you photobombed, Squirrel! Give our regards to your cousin Rocky while you're up there.

It looks like his leg is about to explode, we suggest he goes to see a doctor or a psychotherapist (because, lets face it, this looks insane) straight away. This is totally freaky!

A woman in Texas has started a Pole Dancing For Jesus class. She believes only God can judge them. And they'll know if he's pleased because he'll make it rain.

Tim Thomas can do the splits like a boss and save a goal in the process. In honour of Toronto going totally bat-sh#t crazy over a game that nobody else cares about here's a look at why hockey is cool.

Sometimes love is best expressed through tiny food, so this tiny hamster eating tiny burritos should feel you full of warm feelings and overload you with cuteness. Then you can get back to being bitter once it's finished.

Note to self: if you see a dune buggy attached to a parachute falling out of the sky, run the other way. Thankfully, NO serious injuries after this one.

Rebecca Black eat your heart out. This kid has more talent in one chubby digit than she has in her entire body. If you want evidence of this you only need to watch his badass dance moves and check the soulful lyrics. Amazeballs.