High - Max Harris

Rebecca Black eat your heart out. This kid has more talent in one chubby digit than she has in her entire body. If you want evidence of this you only need to watch his badass dance moves and check the soulful lyrics. Amazeballs.

Even after one thousand years, crushing a fat kid's balls with a jousting pole is still the sport of kings.

It's great to see that this pig can still get around despite only having his two front legs. What did Orwell say about '4 legs good, 2 legs bad'? It's all invalid when you think about how delicious he will be.

An enterprising ad agency swaps animals for middle aged men. I wonder if it would work the other way around? Goatse with a giraffe? Lemon Party with 3 elephants? The possibilities are endless!

God! This guy will get really angry and weird if you start messing up the landscaping by boarding in the park. And strangely enough, he's bordering on psychotic, almost ready for a total melt-down

Gyms are full of douchebags. This is a statement of fact. If you have a gym membership there’s a one in five chance that you’re a total dick. That’s why I never go to gyms. I just chill in my moms basement eating pizza rolls.

Arnie's acting and political career is all but over, he had to find something else to do with his time. So he has decided to sing pop classics in his own unique way. Freddie will be turning in his grave.

If you've ever hit your nuts then will know what these guys are about to go through. Ooof, right in the babymaker. Or ex-babymaker. But if they're dumb enough to do this, do we really want their spawn walking the earth?

The great thing about a segway is that it allows really, really fat people to move around without having to burn off any precious calories. Problem is, they’re really hard to navigate.

MR. T! HE LIKES TO SHOUT! AND HE’S HERE TO TEACH YOU KIDS ABOUT RESPECT!--RESPECT FOR EACH OTHER’S HAIR AND EACH OTHER’S CLOTHES, AND STUFF LIKE THAT!

When one door opens another door closes, or maybe something else? This car door opens so fast it almost looks intentional. I wonder if we got an angry ex-girlfriend inside that car. Maximum pAIN.