Girlfriend Gets Owned BAD

A surefire way to make sure you don't get laid for the next month - LOL

Shutting down a ho is a precise science. If you ever need tips on how to do it in the most flamboyant way possible, just go watch some Dragon Ball Z. Goku knows what's up.

No one screams 'Jerry! Jerry!' on this talk show, but the little guy's blowup and the big guy's laughs are hilarious in any language.

When I think of Watermelon I normally think of eating a slice on a hot summers day. Well this guy thinks of something totally difference. He sees art.This is the kind of dude you want to do your tattoo.

I still reckon Super Mario is way cooler. Plus he has a tanooki suit.

A BMW goes airborne after clipping the car in front of him but still manages to escape the huge highway accident he creates.

So it turns out that you don't have to have a big old gut and man titties to be a good sumo. This Czech wrestler shows the Japanese fatties how it's really done, while maintaining a more slender look about him. Still got a silly haircut though...

Some industrious fellow has gone and created a fully functioning Doc Brown DeLorean in GTA complete with a flux capacitor that fluxes, programmable time circuits and a tank full of plutonium. How awesome is that!?

I didn't know there was such a thing as finger exercising.. let alone finger ballet LOL

Everyone hearts the government, especially when it’s led by two toffs who haven’t got a clue — so look at this track as a sort of mantra that you can repeat to yourself without a hint of iron.

Look at this goddamn baby eating this watermelon! I think I've just overdosed on cute, I'm gonna have to watch an animal getting mindlessly slaughtered just to get through the rest of the day now.