Girl Scares & Tazes Boyfriend

There is something wrong with society these days. Women have literally become too big for their boots, I think it is time to go back a step and put them right back in their place (the kitchen). Who's with me?

Clearly, they were playing soccer before they spoke. - COOL

Crutch Dance. Sounds like something you'd get in a sleezy gentleman's club, but in fact it's way less enjoyable. Seriously though, this guy has some skill. He manages to dance so well I can't even tell if he's disabled.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

Sometimes you hit the rail...and sometimes the rail hits you, HARD! This inline skater proved he wasn't a wimp, but he left the door open on 'wuss.'

You don't often see footage of semis crashing but when you do it's pretty memorable, i guarantee you won't forget this one in a hurry. We sure hope this guy was alright because this is pretty wild.

New Zealand gets all the best ads. This one is for the new corolla and involves a suicidal cat. Honestly, television adverts don't get much better than this. If you don't at least crack a smile you're not right.

WINNING!!! We’re all winning now because the internet is full to the brim with Charlie Sheen winning and snorting 7 gram rocks up his eyeballs. You can’t search for a cat video or some pr0n without Charlie rearing his manic head.

It's not surprising that Thom Yorke shoots the littlest lesbian. After all, he must be pretty jealous about all the attention Bieber's getting. Thom's tried dancing to pop music to get noticed but it hasn't quite worked.

Pokemon are off the f#cking chain, mofos! This badass biatch ass gangster dude can’t get enough of his Pokemon, the real street heroes. Best we don’t mention to him that it’s for kids!?

This dude has the entire crowd cheering for him until suddenly karma shows up and demonstrates how hard it can hit.