Extremely Embarrassing Pole Jump Fail

Sometimes, there's absolutely nothing you can do to make a situation better. You could spend months setting it up, but it'd never be the 'perfect' situation. This pole jump fail is one of those times.

Probably the coolest way anyone has ever been spanked in the face with a dodgeball. This kid barely does anything all game then busts out this little beauty. Kudos pal, kudos.

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

OK, be prepared because it's about to get really real. The bass kicks in, the dubstep begins and everyone's about to freak the hell out. Turn it up loud and put on your best shocked face.

This starts out uber hawt, and it just gets better and better as the clothes get less and less. After watching it I had to go and sit in my giant freezer for a few minutes just to cool down. Dayam.

Is it a fit of the mind, or can he no longer cope that his true love is getting married to someone else? Let's hope no one suspects that he's falling for the bride. That could make the reception really awkward - WTF!?!

Not really sure what this guy's job description is, but I'm pretty sure he's not doing it right. Unless he's meant to be like a crotch grabbing version of Jabba The Hutt's little monkey-lizard thing.

Before you laugh, you should realize that this is much cheaper than the alternative: Hiring a homeless guy with a golden squeegee to ride on the hood and keep the rain off the windshield.

Security Camera footage of a woman who went nuts after being told she couldn't order McNuggets during breakfast time. it's an Awesome mashup - Finger lickin' good...*Wait!?!

This video is so cute that you may find yourself vomiting up rainbows. You have been warned. Even if you don't like cats you are highly likely to find yourself stifling an "Awwwww" or two while watching this.

An unsuspecting stoner comes face to furry face with his mortal nemesis - the rabid ninja squirrel. Armed only with slavering fangs and a bushy tale he strikes fear into the hearts of midnight tokers the world over. LOL.